In which Stannis ignores the better judgment of everyone around him. Because he's Stannis.
- Everyone: Half your fleet was just destroyed by wildfyre.
- Stannis: PREPARE TO GO ASHORE.
- Everyone: But we'll probz die!
- Stannis: IDGAF
- Everyone: FLAMING ARROWS OF DEATH
- Stannis: LAWLWHATT. *is first off the boat*
- Everyone: OKAY, NOW THEY'RE DROPPING HUGE, SKULL-SMASHING BOULDERS OFF THE BATTLEMENTS
- Stannis: FIRST UP THE LADDER, BITCHES. WHO NEEDS HELMETS? NOT ME. I'M STANNIS.
